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Cro-Magnon Man
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LR: Free Prostitute. (Lay #19)

Lay: #19.
Date: March 1, 2014. Tuesday.
Location: Her parent's house.
Wings: None.
K: #77.



Half trinidad half hispanic girl. 98 lbs.

Met this girl online. Just to clarify, I did not pay for a prostitute. lol. I literally have been working on my online game so I just tweaked it recently and mass messaged a bunch of girls with different openers. She replied. I used my usual online routine stack on her, and got her number. Texted her, asked her on a date, set up a mini-golf date today.

It's online so I don't want to slow-track her, plus she's not hot, but fuckable. So we were supposed to meet today at 2:30 p.m. for mini-golf but then she says she's "sick" and I can just come to her house to hang out. I show up, she lost her voice supposedly due to allergies.

I sit in her room and vibe about stuff, escalate a little. "I'm trying hard right now not to kiss you." Randomly took off my shirt. Talked about sex. She's a senior in high school and she's fucked 8 guys. One of her ex-boyfriend's supposedly pimped her out or something, hence the title. I ended up 69'ing her to turn her on to have sex. Retrospectively that was a very bad decision.

She said my cock was huge. There was only LMR right before sex, the rest of her clothes weren't too hard to get off. I sort of pressured her into sex. Fucked her for a little bit. We started having sex at around 3:23 p.m. and her little brother showed up at home around 3:30 p.m. I also ended up at her house around 3:00 p.m. or 2:50 p.m. So, I fucked this girl in about 30 minutes after meeting her. We only had sex for like 7 minutes, but I don't care. The sex was very mediocre and she kept stopping me because it hurt and I was too big.

I left with the condom still on lol. Went grocery shopping, then I have to study and go to the gym for today. Good stuff. She wasn't ugly. Probably HB6. I thought it was hot that she was in high school. Cradle robbin' yo!

Edit: I'm kinda paranoid that I went down on her so I'm taking doxycycline and amoxicillin now and used mouthwash. Fuck my horny decisions!
 

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LR: 45 Minutes. (Online) (Lay #20)

Date: March 17, 2014. Monday.
K: #78.
Lay: #20.
Location: My apartment.
Wings: None.
Time: 45 minutes.


This is an HB6 black girl. Thick, big breasts, not exactly my type, she wasn't chubby, only because she was tall and proportional. But thicker than my preferences. Just an easy lay I suppose.

Got this number from OKCupid this morning literally. Texted her. Talked about stuff. Asked what she was doing tonight. She said she's free, so I asked if she wanted to come over and watch a movie at my place. She shows up.

I was completely unready for the date, I literally took the cialis while she was parking at my apartment. I think I first messaged her yesterday. I let her in my apartment, we talk about shit. She works at Disney.

Got to my room, put on a movie. Tried to use my mistletoe to k-close her. Failed. (I have a mistletoe in my room above my bed) Then I used my stock k-close routine, "I'm trying really hard not to kiss you right now." She said, "We'll see how long that lasts." Blah blah blah, kissed her, asked if she liked being bit on the neck, she didn't answer. Bit her neck. Sucked her tits by pulling down her shirt.

Couldn't get her bra off. Got her shirt off though. The hook was in front, I've never taken one of those off before, she laughed at me. After a while I took her pants off, I was naked and she was jerking me off. No resistance to pants being taken off. Then I reached in her panties and fingered her, she was really wet. She tried to stop me but I kind of forced my hand down there and started fingering her.

Her attempts at stopping me were weak. Idk why it turns me on when girls resist. Rape fantasy? :twisted: After fingering her, I asked her if she liked it, she said yes. The whole time she didn't say she liked or disliked anything the whole night when I asked. Then I asked her, "Do you want me to get a condom?" She said, "Yes." I pull a condom out of my pillow case, put it on, and go to town.

Time I met her: 9:10-9:15 p.m.
Time I fucked her: 9:45-9:50 p.m. (I looked at the clock)

Faked an orgasm. The sex sucked, 3/10 or 2/10 I'd rate it. I'm going to watch porn now.

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Notes.
- I debriefed her, she said she knew we were going to have sex once I put my arm around her and held her in my bed at the start of the movie.
- She said she was expecting either sex or watching a movie and talking, one of those two were going to happen before she showed up.
- I asked what she thought when I messaged her, she said I was hot. She also said my body intimidated her.
- She left her hoodie at my apartment. I think this was intentional. To have a way to see my again. Once I return it I'm done though.
- Should have had the date earlier. I have to wake up at 7:20 a.m. Fuck! I'm cleaning my bed sheets now.
- Black girls smell bad. Seriously, 4th one I've had in bed, and 3/4 of them smelled bad.
- Have a date with a HB7blonde tomorrow and a date this Sunday too with another girl. Let's rock this shit!!!
- Lay #2 for the year.
- Lay #2 for the month.
- My new online game routine is working! At least for pulling mediocre girls quickly. I've fucked 2 girls in 2 weeks so far and I literally just started my new online game routine 2 weeks ago. It looks like I can fuck approximately 1 new girl every 1-2 weeks from online game if this keeps up.


Edit: FUCK my washer didn't start and it's midnight. I'm sleeping without sheets tonight.
 

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LR: First Tinder Girl. (Lay #21)

Date: April 30, 2014. Wednesday.
Location: My apartment.
Wings: None. (Why do I even have this category, I never have wings)
Time from meet to lay: 9:00 p.m. to 10:15 p.m.
Lay: #21.
Kiss: #79.




This is my first Tinder girl. Pretty funny situation, because she goes to the same school AND lives in the same apartment complex as me AND lives in the floor below mine AND is the next door over, literally diagonally over. She is the same major as me and was in my human physiology class. I knew she looked familiar as soon as I opened the door.

Got her number off tinder last week or whatever. Texted back and forth. Asked her to hang out tonight to come over and watch movies on Netflix. She shows up. I hug her immediately (standard MO for my dates now, so being physical isn't awkward later on). We talk a little bit. I couldn't get Netflix to work, that was awkward. Note to self: Test this before the girls come over, never had this happen before.

I turned on music instead, kissed her, the lights were already off. Joked about something, she joked, "Yeah, I definitely didn't come over to watch a movie" when the movie wouldn't work. It wasn't that much of a joke actually. After kissing I bite her neck, then pull her shirt down and lick her nipples. Get her shirt and bra off. Then reach inside her shorts, then take her shorts off, finger her, then take off her panties. I finger her some more and she says, "You're so forward! I love it!" and she pulls my head closer and makes out with me while I'm fingering her.

After a little while I ask her if she wants me to get a condom. She says yes. I ask jokingly, "Are you horny?" She says, "Hell yeah!" I get the condom out of my pillow case and she laughs. She asks, "You just keep your condoms in your pillow case?" lol.

Total time: About an hour and 15 minutes. I wasn't trying to speed escalate her though. I met her at 9:00 p.m. We started having sex around 10:15 p.m., approximately. She just left, around 11:15 p.m. I think she is the best kisser I've ever kissed. At least in my opinion, it was really hot how she was using her tongue. She blew me too, that wasn't so good. I ate her out briefly, she hasn't shaved in probably a week, so that wasn't too pleasant, slight smell too, but not too bad.

I didn't end up cumming. The sex was good though. She left her ear rings. She's coming back right now to get them. Ugh. Not sure if I want to fuck her again, maybe when I'm horny. The sex wasn't great, but not bad like usual, and she wasn't ugly like most girls. Ironically, she had really nice teeth, and a sexy tan. She looked better in the dark, I'm not joking. The dark made her look hot somehow.

She said I am the first Asian guy she has ever talked to or kissed or had sex with. Interesting. She said she did not expect me to be so forward. I pretty much escalated right to sex, she gave no resistance too.

She has a nice personality. Acts really similar and sounds really similar to the girl I laid in NYC. Funny part of the night was when she was blowing me and I asked her something and she answered with my dick in her mouth. I was like, "Did you forget there was a dick in your mouth?" We have one mutual friend, this hot blonde sorority girl from my physiology lab.




She doesn't look good in photos for some reason. Better looking in real life, and she has a nice body. Sexy tan. Great kisser.
 

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LR: First Married Woman. Check! (Redhead MILF) (Lay #22)

Date: November 5, 2014. Wednesday.
Location: My apartment.
Wings: None.
Time: 1:45 p.m. to 4:20 p.m.
Lay: #22.
Kiss: #81. (Including the tranny for #80, otherwise this number is just 80, I don't know if I should count the tranny?!?! lol)
4th new lay this year.


Bolding some random points for personal future reference.

So, this woman (she is a redheaded milf, maybe HB6 or lower, but her being married and older made it hot, and I have a thing for redheads) was on OKCupid in 2012 when we chatted and exchanged numbers, and eventually somehow our facebooks. I have literally talked to her on and off since 2012 without managing to meet her. She has 2 kids, is 33 years old, and has been married for 5ish years. It was hard to schedule things and she lived an hour away, she lives with her husband obviously, has to take care of her kids, and works 1 or 2 jobs. This semester our schedules aligned appropriately so we scheduled to meet today at 1:00 p.m.

I was late, so was she, she was later than me though. We met at my apartment's garage and I hugged her and led her to my room. I haven't had sex since May, and have not had any real significant amount of socializing since before summer, so I was awkward and quiet, but it turned out well. I was like rolling my eyes and being quiet or answering with short / sarcastic remarks. Like, there was a song on my laptop and she asked what music it was, and I said, "Uh... An accordion...?" (there was an accordion in the song) I knew that wasn't what she was asking, I just hadn't talked to people in so long so I was really weird.

We sat for like 30 to 45 minutes just talking, I felt awkward and less ballsy than I used to, due to having been out of the game for so many months, I knew she was there for sex and yet I was scared to make a move. I also took cialis the night before, about 16 hours ago, because it seems that 1 hour isn't enough time for it to work, depending on the circumstances. After some talking I said I was going to change and went to the bathroom to change, into a tank top and athletic shorts. I had jeans and a polo on previously, and that is hard to take off or escalate with.

I came back and turned off the lights then stood in front of her, she was sitting on the edge of my bed, I got my face really close to hers and she just kissed me. I was planning to use my mistletoe as an excuse (I have a mistletoe above my bed year-round, and have used it to kiss girls before, I don't need to, it is just funny to see their reactions to it, I just say "look up" and they look up and start laughing), but I didn't have to.

I pushed her on the bed and made out with her and bit her neck, pulled her shirt and bra down and sucked on her tits. Took my shirt off. She said I was giving her goosebumps. She kept feeling my whole body while I was kissing her and kissing her body. I took off my shorts after taking off her bra and shirt. She took her own bra off cuz I told her to, later on she remarked that I didn't even try to take it off. This is because I haven't done it in so long I didn't wanna try lol, but I should have. I hate getting stuck trying to undo a bra!

She jerks me off with my boxers on, etc., the whole jazz, then I try to take her pants off and she says no, etc., then she says she's on that time of the month. I ask her, "So, you can't have sex then?" And she said, "I never said I can't, that's up to you, I can have sex, but some guys are uncomfortable with that." I looked behind me and then told her I have a red towel, she laughed and said that is the most awesome thing ever.

We kiss some more, she goes to the bathroom randomly, probably to take out her tampon or whatever, then she comes out of the bathroom completely naked (she had her panties and pants and socks on before she entered the bathroom), probably because I joked earlier, "What if I came out of the bathroom naked when I said I was going to get changed?" It was kind of sexy looking.

We kissed some more and she pushed me down on the bed, kissed my neck and nipples and sucked on my nipples (she sucked on my nipples quite a bit throughout this, do girls think this is enjoyable for us? I didn't find it pleasurable at all, it wasn't unpleasant, just neutral, like a handshake LOL), kissed down my chest and abs then started sucking my dick. She was really good at it and deep throating, and she looked really sexy doing it. It looked like a legit POV porno video lol. Some girls are more attractive from certain angles, she looked really sexy from a BJ angle, I'm not trying to sound funny, she really did.

We sucked for a while and said she was pleasantly surprised at my dick size, and she said she expected like half the size, when I asked what she expected. My dick is about 5 to 6 inches, so idk why girls always comment that it is so big, probably due to contrast of what they expect for an Asian guy? I'm still lying down on my bed when she lies down next to me while still stroking my dick with one of her hands. I ask if she wants me to get a condom, she says yes, my head is on my pillow and I reach one arm behind my head into the pillow to grab a condom and I pull it out. She laughs and says thats cute or adorable or something, because she thought I was just getting comfortable.

We fuck for a while, I look my erection around 20 minutes into it. She thought it was because she was on her period, and that creates too much lubrication and reduces the friction too much. We talk for a while (about 20-30 minutes) as I laid on top of her naked, then I walked her to her car at 4:00 p.m., which took about 20 minutes. Her husband called while we were waiting for the elevator and she ran out and answered it. They argued about something. She kissed me several times before she left.

The sex was mediocre, I am not sure if I will have sex with her again. I think I should have more practice with girls though, even lower caliber, to keep myself sharp. I was far too asocial on that date, and the previous one. Although both these girls don't matter, I don't want to have a hot girl on a date where that happens, gotta be my "sharpest" when I have a hot girl ready, to poke her!!
 

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LR: World Of Warcraft. (Lay #24)

LR: World of Warcraft.

Date: July 9, 2017. Sunday.
Location: My apartment and my car.
Wings: None.
Lay: #24.
Kiss: #87?.

I recently had surgery due to a serious accident. While recovering from this surgery, I started to develop bad habits. One of these habits was playing World of Warcraft (wow). This is an interesting story that resulted from playing this video game.

Note: For now I will not detail the process that I went through within the game, because I feel that it is possible to codify the process. I am still recovering, and I am lazy, so this is a mild fun side-hobby that alleviates stress for me.

On to the story. I met this girl on wow. There are male and female characters, and there is no way to tell if a character is a guy or a girl playing it, because it is very common for guys to play female characters, and girls to play male characters. I talked to this player and found out it was a girl.

We talked longer (I am being intentionally vague), and I found out she is a girl who actually lived 10 minutes away from me. It was hard for our schedules to align, and I wasn’t trying very hard. There were other logistical issues I won’t get into.

We scheduled to hang out today, and I ended up picking her up and bringing her to my apartment. At my apartment it was a huge mess, and I also was nervous and probably acting a little awkward since I haven’t been on a date or had sex in a while.

After a bit of hanging out at my apartment I just went in to kiss her and pushed her onto my bed. It was literally no LMR whatsoever. She stripped off all her clothes when I asked her to. I got naked too.

She started teasing me for about 10-15 minutes just kissing me but not letting me have sex. Then I asked if she wanted me to get a condom. She said yes, so I grabbed one out of my pillow case (I leave condoms there).

We started to fuck for a while, it was mediocre. She then started giving me head. I had lube nearby so we used that. Still didn’t get off. Neither of us came lol.

This probably sounds like a brag report. Sorry yawl. This was just worth writing because of the hilarity of the circumstances.

I don’t see it being realistically repeatable, there’s no way to determine if someone is a female, or if they’re a female near your age, or attractive, or near you geographically. Tons of things need to converge for this to happen.
Quote:
Only for FJ: This girl was 17 when we first started talking. She just turned 18 so we scheduled to hang out. Her dad has her on total lockdown. He was pissed because we were late by over an hour because we were having sex. She sucked my dick okay.

She had this whole elaborate story lying about where she was, to her parents. She wants to keep seeing me, but I’m not sure if I ever want to see her again.

I did notice that I feel a lot better now after sex, even if the sex and the girl was mediocre. I think there are unforeseeable physiological and psychological positive effects on me whenever I have sex, I need to explore this possibility. If true, then I should have constant sex, even if the girl is below average / below my standards, just to reap these advantages and benefits.

Notes:
- She was maybe a 6. Just worth doing and writing about, way too unique.
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What I did right:
- Pushing for sex.
- Having condoms in my pillow case.
- Being relaxed and not worrying when she was worrying.
- Being assertive and making this date happen.
- Keeping her calm and comfortable.
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Areas of Improvement:
- Have music for my room.
- Have a separate dim light for my room during sex, it took me some time to figure out the ideal lighting to have sex, I was being picky.
- Plan locales better.
- Make sure phone is nearby and set to loud when there’s a potential date. I almost missed this date because my phone wasn’t near me and it was silent.
- Make sure GPS is on and loud, I was on the phone and missed my exit too.
- Dress better.
- Style my hair.
- Have condoms in my car and pocket, I forgot to do that, and in emergency cases I should have been able to bang in any location.
- Make my bed.
- Clean up and organize my apartment and house more, I was not prepared to have a girl over.
- Organize and clean my car, there wasn’t room to have sex in my backseat if it were to happen.
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Questions:
- Is there any way to make sex more enjoyable?
- I couldn’t penetrate her as deeply as I wanted to, her legs were constantly in the way, and I have gotten quite rusty with sex.
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LR: The Billionaire's Daughter. (Lay #25)

LR: The Billionaire’s Daughter.

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LR#25.
K#88.
Date: December 20, 2018. Thursday.
Location: The xxx Hotel.



Been putting off on writing this LR as my Tinder game and online game pretty much occur the exact same way each time, just rinse, repeat…

Anyways, this situation was a bit different. This girl was literally the daughter of a billionaire family, they were incredibly wealthy off. Her personality sucked like fuck though.

I really wanted to give her a chance, since the resources she had would be very beneficial to my future goals. But that decision was made after discussing it with many close friends who are also successful with women. So, I gave her more patience and tolerance than I would have to another girl.

Before we even met she called me out on replying to her slow or with short replies and tried guilt tripping me and arguing. What the fuck? I was just annoyed and didn’t really care. I just explained myself and whatnot. Wasn’t gonna let her ruin my day.

I was busy studying and my phone literally wasn’t with me for 20 hours a day or more. And my phone is literally silent 24/7 with no notifications. She’s clearly a spoiled brat used to getting her way.

She blocked me. I messaged her an explanation after I noticed she blocked me. Yes, weak move, but I don’t regret it. Got to bang her, not bad sex, free pizza, and learned some lessons too about what I don’t want in a woman.

We set up to meet at an expensive hotel near my house. She drove 3 hours to see me and booked the night for $200. I was 2 hours late, mostly unintentionally. I jerked off before meeting her (LOL). She could not stop wriggling and uncontrollably quivering from the pleasure of my massive dick penetrating her.

We started out 69’ing and then she said I was too good and initiated sex in under 2 minutes of 69’ing. The sex was mediocre for me, but she enjoyed it to heaven. I didn’t and couldn’t even cum. She was pretty selfish in bed, and wouldn’t even let me change the music playing, even though I hate her taste in music, mad annoying.

Every time I almost came, she stopped and was lazy. What the fuck?

Funny story, apparently she blocked me more than 5 times. I only knew she blocked me once. That means her admitting it just showed she thought I was aware that she blocked me over 5 times, when I did not know at all. She was having a one-sided argument with me lmao. Blocking me and assuming I’m contacting her when I’m not, then unblocking me. Sad.

Walking around the expensive hotel that night, I saw that one of my best friends since I was 15 (who I hadn’t seen in over a decade) owned a new sushi restaurant and it was inside that hotel. I messaged him on FB.

We planned to meet the next morning. The chick was clearly fucking insane. We went for breakfast, where she paid for it, but she flipped out when I went to take my vitamins and medications (for severe medical problems) at the table. I don’t give a fuck if it makes you feel uncomfortable. That’s your problem. I always do this, and I’m not aware of any courtesy this is violating.

She wanted to meet my dad and literally threatened to drop me off in the middle of nowhere if I didn’t let her meet my dad. I didn’t say a word. I was kinda pissed but unusually calm. I would have managed even if she did. It was pouring rain, but water is nothing.

We went back to the hotel to meet my friend. I told the girl to go ahead inside first. I stayed by the car and called my friend ASAP and told him to pretend not to recognize me because this chick was psycho.

I saw him and he played it off perfectly. She left shortly after wards (I was paranoid cuz she was so psycho that she might have been waiting or hiding). Then I spoke to my friend about the past decade and our crazy adventures these past few years.

Talking to my friend was the highlight of that night lmao.

The girl texted me randomly that she found another dude. Here’s how it went, I was being honest, and I don’t think I was trying to provoke her, I was just stating the facts, and I will not be apologetic for that.

Her: Sorry about your mom! As for me you’re too late Volcanica sorry

Her: I found a really great guy

Me: no worries i’m happy for you. If you can get over me or a guy you had sex with this fast then it probably wouldn’t have worked out.

Me: but it is your loss. I’m an amazing guy top 1%

Then she FLIPPED HER SHIT. lol.

Cheers!

More crazy adventures to come.

Need to learn to screen crazies earlier on!
<Stats Now>
Age: 29
Lays: 25
Kisses: 88
Lost V-Card at 19

<Goals 2019:>
New Lays: 10
Kisses: 1-2/mo
 

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I'm missing a few lay reports for some reason.

Missing lays #1 and #11.

I'll find them later.

I hope these can be insightful to other people here!

I'm going to review these and try to make my own routine stack (like 10-20% will be routines, rest will be "natural game" or spontaneous).

Nice to reminisce!
 

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FR++: 12-18-10. Saturday. Katie at my place.

FR++: Katie.
Date: 12-18-10. Saturday.
Location: My Place.
Wings: None.
K#38.
Day3, Make Outs, and Hand Jobs.





I had already Day2’ed this girl, see my last FR+ to read the report. I had been exchanging text conversations with this girl for a while. Finally, we set up a Day3. She ended up driving to my house this time, instead of me going to pick her up like last time. Her name is Katie, and she shows up around my house at 7 or 8 p.m.

We immediately go up to my room and she sits on my bed to chill. I do something on my computer and half ignore her while we talk about random and irrelevant topics. She also happens to have the facebook app on her phone and keeps checking her facebook throughout the entire night. That was really annoying, don’t people have better things to do? That is such a waste of time.

From the moment she enters my house, I am teasing her heavily. My parents were home so I have to be a bit discreet about this. Normally, when I bring girls over while my parents are home I will just lock my door and play music really loud. I am sure they know what is going on though... Sometimes the girl’s moaning will be louder than the music, and I cannot do anything about that.

After some time has passed, maybe about thirty minutes of nonsensical conversation, I turn up the music on my computer and sit down on the bed next to her casually. We talk for a little while and she is still checking her facebook (wtf girls need to learn time management). I kiss her early on and we kind of just talk as I keep kissing her randomly for a while.

A lot happened, and this occurred a while ago, so I will just jump the fuzzy details. We sat there for about an hour talking about stupid shit as we kept kissing each other during random moments. I eventually just kept trying to escalate on her. I was being mega persistent. She kept pulling my hands away over and over, countless times. I also bit her neck several times but she pulled away from that too, even though she enjoyed it she did not want a hickey.

I do not remember exactly how, but I end up turning the lights off at some point, I do not remember how I did it without her realizing why I was doing it, maybe she did know why. I vaguely remember her telling me to turn off the lights. I went back to her after the lights were off and started to kiss her heavily and bite her neck really hard, I pulled off her shirt and bra and started to play with her tits. She was moaning and gasping and her whole body was going along with it.

I then just put her hand on my cock, outside of my shorts, and she began to jerk me off. This went on for a little while. She was on her period so she did not want to fuck, even though she was so turned on at that moment. What I should have done was plowed through the period and just fucked her while she was on it. I have already done that before with another girl, why not this one?

We play around like this for thirty minutes to an hour and then she had to go home. I walked her out and kissed her, then she left. I will day4 her sometime soon. Getting the lay should not take this many dates, but I think she is trying to put on this good girl act with me, even though I know she is this sexual devil.





Lessons Learned.
- Girls need to read “7 habits of highly effective people,” seriously, facebook runs all their lives. Idiots, learn time management.
Getting turned down countless times can simply be due to ASD.


Positives.
Got a hand job.
Sucked on tits.
Was super persistent.


What I Need To Work On.
Plowing through periods. Period.
Be persistent, UNTIL THE LAY. Do not give up until you get the lay.


Questions.
I have only done it once, but, how do you guys plow through girls who are on their period and still end up laying them?
 

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LR: Paid a prostitute with a bowl of soup. (Tinder) (Lay #23)

Date: 10-3-15. Saturday.
Location: Public library, my car, the mall, Olive Garden, my car again, then my apartment.
Lay: #23.
Kiss: #i don't fuckin' know.
Random thing I'm counting: #69



I was not going to write a lay report for this as I want to step away from the ego based game more and try to strive more towards what I REALLY want for myself, and not other people's beliefs superimposed onto mine.

So, matched this girl on Tinder. She basically told me she wanted to fuck me right off the bat, I thought it was a joke, a prostitute scam, or a dude trolling. I went along with it though. Got her number and started texting back and forth. Got her facebook to confirm if real person. She is super sexual and keeps initiating contact, she's starting to get needy.

Randomly she hit me up Thursday night and said I should come fuck her tomorrow (Friday night). Very random and abrupt. I figured I would go for it. She lived an hour away. I drove an hour to get there, holy shit the route was beautiful and scenic. But it was long as fuck, 1.5 hours driving there due to traffic. That sucked.

I show up, pick her up from a public library, which is sketchy. She was less attractive than I expected. Her pictures are deceiving. She is a make up artist and she sent very well angled nudes to me that made her look super sexy. She sent me random nudes, it was weird and unprompted. We went to a mall. Chilled there, looked at halloween stores and Books-A-Million a bunch. Cool stuff. We left and went to Olive Garden to eat. I actually wanted to eat there, and I didn't mind spending money on her, although I was being critical of her behavior to see if she was going to try to get money from me.

She was hinting since we first started talking that she did sexual things for compensation, she blatantly told me she was a prostitute on the way to Olive Garden. I didn't let it phase me. We got there and ate, she only got a soup. I convinced her to go to my apartment that night and spend the night, which is an hour away from her place. She was supposed to meet up with her best friend at the time but she ditched her friend to be with me. I did make it clear beforehand that I was not a client and that I would not pay for sex. It appears she just genuinely wanted to fuck me for no compensation.

We get to my apartment and chill a bit. Basically, we fuck pretty fast, she was really horny. I came pretty quickly, like 5 minutes or less. That is unusual of me, but whatever, don't care. The condom might have broke... SHIT! She stayed the night and kept cuddling me the entire night, interesting, haven't had that happen in a while. The next morning I dropped her back off at her friend's house an hour away. Her friend was unattractive and also a prostitute. Weird shit.

She is still hitting me up to see me again, even though I probably will not see her again. Gotta let her down easy, and make sure she doesn't attempt to blackmail me. She's getting needy real fast. Oh well, NEXT CONTESTANT LETS GO!!!! QUALITY.

But yeah, this is the second (as far as I know) prostitute that I've fucked consensually and without paying them because I was not one of their clients. Word. Oh, also, she was NOT as old as she advertised. She was younger, I won't go into details.

But that is something I've never dealt with before and I will need to watch out for in the future. Also, going to try to cover my tracks as much as possible legally. I'm picking up a legal studies minor so that is helping me learn about such things.

Soup + Prostitute = Sex
 

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LR: First Lay Ever!!! (Lay #1)

I can't believe I found this LR lol.



8-7-09 Friday - First Lay Ever. #1.

There wasn't too much context to last night so I'll try to be as detailed as possible, but most of the context is from before last night and how I met her and the previous FR++ from a few months ago. Hope this doesn't sound like a brag report, its mostly endgame context within this.

This is my last FR++ with her. From 3-13-09 I hooked up with her, that took some effort. That was longer ago than I remembered. lol.
http://www.fastseduction.com/cgi-bin/se ... 6dateto%3D
The title of it was "Yay progress, boo LMR!" which is the opposite of this time, I got no LMR this time.

I know her from our high school, known her for a few years. Through one of my ex-girlfriends. Whenever I saw her around school she'd always smile and greet me and try to hug me. Sometimes I'd actually just ignore her as she walked up to hug me and I sped up my pace almost obviously to avoid her. I just didn't feel like stopping to talk to her.
Big boobs though. I think she always saw me talking to other girls and hugging them. Shes always thought I was attractive too, kind of a shy girl though, but thats cool with me.
I didn't make a move on her or ever show hidden intentions either around school, which probably confused her a bit, because a lot of guys always tried getting something from her. As I knew several who tried to fuck her but failed, because they suck, lol.


L R - Warning: Explicit Details.


Sorry if this doesn't contain too much to work off of, most of why she likes me didn't occur last night but far beforehand.
So she called me last night almost out of the blue, basically booty calling me. I haven't really texted or called her much in the past few months, basically been ignoring her a lot. She called and asked if I wanted to hang out at about 10:30 p.m. or something, it was somewhat late. I was about to ignore her and not show up because I don't want to hang out with her, lol.
Talked to Hshudo briefly. Was asking him for a bit of advice then he said "You already know exactly what to do, you're just using me as a crutch" which was completely true, I was just being a bit nervous about it. He told me "Good luck" and I went off!

I called her again and said I was heading to her house. Drove to her house, it was a pretty far drive too, there was a car in front of her house but it ended up being her car, she must've just got a new one. I showed up and the lights were really dark and her TV was on, she was dressed up kind of like she was ready for it, which I soon found out she was.
We sat on the couch in her living room and watched the TV momentarily. I went to kiss her, she complied very well, then I pushed her away and said "Okay thats all you get, stop trying to seduce me." She laughed and got a little confused.

I didn't want to fuck in her living room though because the couch was uncomfortable so I asked if the TV in her room (she only has a bed and a TV in her room) was working. She said it was so we went in her room and she turned on the TV. Got her to turn off the lights so only the TV was on. Lied down next to each other on the bed and watched the TV.
We were a little distant in the bed at this point so I said "Come here" and she came over, I put my arms around her and held her momentarily. Then I got on top of her and started making out and kissing her neck for a little. Got her to kiss my neck and bite it too. Told her to take off her shirt, and she did, I didn't even have to do it, lol. I guess shes really comfortable with me now because of us hooking up last time.

I also mentioned this time "Wow, you seem really relaxed and comfortable" to kind of frame her to feel and behave that way. Started sucking her tits and such. I took of my shirt around this time. She started touching my sexy abs. Then after a few minutes of making out and doing this I started kissing and biting her neck, then her chest, then her tits, then her stomach, then lower and lower until I got right by her pants, I undid her belt and her fly, then she took off her pants for me and her underwear. Wow, no LMR!
She probably felt pretty comfortable because I was so gentle and didn't push her last time like some guys would have. I'm the second guy (or so she says) that shes ever fucked. I believe it because she was so tight. So I took off all my clothes right as she was doing it. I started fingering her and I tried licking her pussy. I've never licked it so I'm pretty sure that wasn't so good, I just wanted to try it. Porn movies make it look so much cooler.

After a little of this I started jerking myself and got her to jerk me off. Got hard and I took out my condom. Tried to get her to put it on but she didn't know how so she told me to put it on. (lol) So I put it on and tried to fuck her. She was too tight and I couldn't fit my whole penis in, it was weird, I NEVER ran into that problem in my head whenever I thought about anything I might come across during sex. Got soft a few times, probably first time jitters? Anyone want to clarify on this?
After trying to get it in and my penis being too big to fit in entirely, I just took off the condom because it was really reducing my sensation of it which was probably why it went soft so much. I went to jerk off again and got her to jerk me off a few more times, then I tried putting it in again. After a few more tries (lol) I managed to get in almost entirely and started to fuck her. It wasn't so enjoyable, but it was alright. I was actually thinking about writing this LR as I was fucking her because it was just not as good as I expected it to be.
I tried getting hard by picturing other hot girls too, which worked momentarily haha.

After fucking her for about 10 to 15 minutes we ended up really close to the wall so we pulled away from the wall which took a bit of time. Got soft and she couldn't turn me on enough so she jerked me off for a bit and I fingered her for a while.
I tried to get a blowjob from her or try to 69 her but she said she didn't feel like it. Aw.
Then I just asked if I could cum on her, she agreed. So I just came on her, a LOT. It was pretty amusing too see all of my cum on this naked girl in front of me. Sweetness. I fingered her for a while out of courtesy.
Stopped after a bit because I just wanted to leave. I went to check my phone and said "Oh shit.. Its 11:55, its almost midnight, I have to go..!" I made that up. She said "Oh really, why?" I said "Yeah..!" And avoided her question, lol. She probably took the hint, I could tell she wanted me to stay and hang out but I didn't want to lol. So I kissed her a few more times and made out a bit before I left. I asked her right before I left, "Why did you pick me?" out of pure curiosity.

She mentioned something about last time and how I was really cute too. I said shes cute too and kissed her again. Then I left. Hung out with my friends that night too and went to a small party in the woods. Felt great and still feel great. Ego feels pretty validated. Opened everybody at the party and a lot of girls opened me, which was strange because I didn't know those girls so well. Maybe it shows if you get laid, I don't know.
Anyways, theres my first lay, at 19 years old. Hopefully more coming soon, actually, I know there will be more. But hopefully it will be much more enjoyable than this time ha.
Sorry if there wasn't too much context to it, its mostly endgame shit, all the attraction and stuff I did was during the long span that I've known her. If you want more information its in my previous FR++ where I hooked up with her, the link is at the top.
Thanks for reading and feel free to add any comments or critiques guys. Thanks for all the help to a lot of you guys. (You know who you are)
 
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