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This is a tinder LR. Definitely a cutie, looks wise very similar to Sophie Turner, bi tmore european of a look, beauty mark on top left cheek, big light brown eyes, blondeish/brown/red hair, with a white streak on the the front (like rogue form x-men). About 5'5(?), great body, stunning large ass. Not fat, but big. Anyway, see the text/message breakdown (because there's some good nuggets here for guys learning text game) and the rest of the report below. I'll be calling her Moldova, and she's 27. 
Tinder
Friday 3:45 p.m.
Me: I have a sneaking suspicion you're either Russian or German.....are you?
(she really did look like that, and the opener is special and also asks a question. Also, a great cold read if you get this sort of thing right, almost no downside)
Her: I speak Russian but I'm from Moldova. What gave it away?
Me: Well all the most beautiful women are from Europe, Moldova.
Me: Are you visiting, or just trying to escape from a crazy ex?
(I use a variation of this message a lot, and it almost always get's great results)
Her: Oh why thank you (smiley emoji)
Her: I've been here for 18 years now so that would have to be one crazy ex!
Her: What about you are you from around here?
Me: You're welcome. I'm sure he's just biding his time until yo make a trip back haha. I've lived in [city] for about 2.5 years now, but I'm heading to the Shuswap this weekend.
Me: Where are you pictures from? None of them look like Vancouver.
Her: Ohh that sounds awesome. Are you renting one of those houseboats?
Her: My pictures are from Spain. They are the most recent ones so I won't have to worry about scaring someone off with what I look like when they expect me from 5 years ago
Me: I'm actually visiting my mom and grandma! And maybe my dad. I grew up her for a few years when I was younger. (this is a potential bait her for her to ask questions)
Me: Haha, sounds like you've had some experiences already....let me guess - they were a couple pounds heavier, much less hair, and saggy bags under their eyes?
(what this text does is show that you understand catfishing, but also rules yourself out as showing up and looking like someone completely different. And it's fun)
Friday 9:49 p.m.
Saturday 9:20 a.m.
Her: Hahaha never in person but you know all those profiles where in each picture there is a significant difference in weight, age, hair length etc and you just have to assume it the worst pic?
Her: Aww that's so great. So a pretty chill weekend ahead...unless you party it up with grandma (nothing wrong with that btw)
(this is all good, she;s laughing and investing into our convo)
Me: Haha and it's always the worse one, without fail.
Me: You have no idea. She's definitely the party grandma. Sometimes we slip her a bit of melatonin so she goes to sleep haha. (please don't report us)
Me: What about you though? Relaxing, or are you the rambunctious partier?
Her: Hahaha that's amazing about the grandma. I promise I won't say a word (winky tongue out emoji).
Her: I'm in penticton for the weekend wine touring, chanel cruising and chilling on the beach. But you never know how those wine tours might end up.... (wine glass emoji x3)
Me: Thank you, you're too kind (kiss heart blowing emoji)
Me: That sounds fun! Wine tours can definitely be deadly.....guess I'll expect some slightly buzzed flirtacious messages from you later then (shrug emoji)
Me: Let's get together for a drink when we're both back in town
(this is all great, set's a chase frame with her sending flirty texts, and goes for the ask. I also went for the ask here because we're talking about wine and it's a good high note as she's laughing/inveting lots into the convo)
Her: Haha the flirty messages are to me be expected tomorrow (winky tongue out emoji). Today we just froze our butts off on the channel between the two lakes and unfortunately the cold cancelled out any potential buzz.
Her: And yes to the drink when we are both back in town(smiley/blush emoji?)
Me: I dunno....you seem pretty flirtatious so far (innuendo/sly emoji?)
Me: Awesome, shoot me a text and I'll plan something XXX-XXX-XXXX. Password is "JacobPalmer you're dreamy"
(I love using this # transition, because it's super fun and also gets her investing chasing. I call it an amplifier text, something that spikes attraction when used well, but will significantly decrease attraction if she's not into you. Maybe I'll write about that someday (hint hint Chase Amante)
Her: Hi JacobPalmer, as requested the password is: JacobPalmer you are dreamy (winky tongue out emoji)
Me: You're adorable Ms. Movdova
Me: What's your schedule like next weekend?
Me: *Moldova*
(just setting logistics here)
Her: Why thank you I think you are quite adorable as well. I am free either Wednesday or on the weekend
Saturday 10:28
Sunday 9:33 a.m.
Me: Wednesday is tough for me, so how about [place I like] at 5:30 for Saturday?
(couple things here, one I seem like a busy guy because I tell her wednesday doesn't work for me. The other is I set the date early on saturday. Earlier the better, you need enough time to let the seduction happen I also picked a location that was close to her as I love on the outskirts of the city. Obviously better if she comes to me, but I also want her to say yes to the date, so I go the safe route and rely on good game get to her place later, that's the plan anyway)
Her: Ahh less tipsy me remembered I have a charity horse racing thing for my friends softball team Saturday at 7. Would sunday work instead? Otherwise perhaps we can meet earlier on the saturday?
(ok, so here she does cancel, but she also offers alternative days to reschedule. No big deal. earlier Saturday is obviously a terrible choice because then you have a time limit, so I choose sunday. BUT, I make it more on my terms )
Me: Haha no worries, Sunday works, but let's do a bit earlier then - 5?
(I play things off like no big deal with the "haha" and reschedule at a time that works better for me)
Her: Perfect. How is your morning so far?
(I didn't expect her to continue the conversation, but whatever it's good investment)
Me: Great
Me: About to go for a bike ride
Me: What time should I expect your flirtatious wine induced messages today?
Her: Haha the tour starts at 2:30 so probably around 5ish?
Me: Well remember, with the wine, to have the most fun, you gotta swallow, not spit. (angel face emoji) K I'm off, have fun!
(This could be a dangerous text, but it's so subtley sexy I don't think anyone would not love it. It's a great parallel between wine tasting and....well you know.. again though, this is probably an amplifier text)
Her: Hahaha I love that and I always swallow... when it comes to wine of course (angel face emoji).
(bingo, this is what I want to see)
Me: Well it's quite the precious commodity after all, no need to let any go to waste
Her: Exactly also I got tipsy faster than anticipated so extra flirty/drunk massages are to be expected sooner.
Me: Perfect, I love extra flirty drunk massages. Just remember to get my lower back and upper hamstrings ok?
(I'm obviously playing off her type in the prior message, and I like my wording here by saying "massage my ass" without really saying it)
Her: Yeaaa you maybe in for a lot more than you expect (winky tongueout emoji)... wine drunk is like the equivalent of female viagra for me
Me: Sounds like a delightful surprise. Although I still think you're the one who might not be able to keep up....although if it lasts more than 4 hours I'd consult me (or an actual doctor)
(good chase frame here)
Her: Mmm very tempting at the moment... I think I might be up for the challenge
(she's qualifying herself, good)
Me: Well it is my job to tempt you after all....just know that I'm not going to take it easy on you....
Her: Well I do like it hard so i guess that's good....
Me: And deep, with delicious tempo.....makes accomplishing the challenge..... much more satisfying..... I'm also dipping into some wine at the moment
(looking back I absolutely hate this text. It doesn't flow, it's too complex, and way to tryhard. She doesn't respond until the next day, at which point I completely reverse and save things and get the frame back)
Sunday 7:55
Monday 10:31
Her: Hahah oh boy I guess we were both slightly wine drunk last night
(I know I need to save this as this response isn't great)
Me: Haha just a tad. We definitely got a bit cheeky
Me: I'm about to hit the road, hope you have an awesome trip back Moldova
(lots going on here. I agree we both got a bit drunk, but I also frame it so we both got out of hand, not just me, and she really has to agree with this. I also end the conversation asap in a nice way and wish her a good trip back. All I could do here and it was definitely the right play, and I'd plan to text her Thursday with a ping text to maintain rapport/excitement)
Wednesday 8:35, she texts me
Her: Hey, did you manage to recover from the weekend by now?
(this is good chasing on her part, I have something to work with again)
Me: Hmmmm, if I say no will you come nurse me back to full health?
Her: Hahaha that's cute, not sure how effective I'll be... I might wear you out even more
(I know the situation is ok now as she's flirting hard back again)
Me: Well you do seem like quite the handful..... but I'll take my chances
Me: Are you dressing up for this event you have Saturday?
Me: Like, in a costume?
Her: Haha I can play nice too (winky tongue out emoji)
Her: And yes the theme is 1930s so I'll be dressed as a flapped. I have the gloves the pearls and all that.
Me: Who says I want you playing nice?
Me: Oh awesome, I can already see it in my head, it totally suits you. Are the gloves and the pearls from older costumes, or do you usually incorporate them into your daily attire?
Her: Haha be careful what you wish on the nice thing...
Her: No I got it on Amazon for the party. I'll send you picture of my outfit the day of (tongue out emoji)
Me:Well what I wish for is for Sunday to come sooner...
Me: That would be awesome, looking forward to seeing it
Her: (smiley blush emoji)
(good, I wanted this conversation to be short and sweet, as I don't want things to get stale. Just enough to keep momentum. I plan to text her Friday now)
Friday 8:09 a.m.
Morning Moldova. We always have treats when it's someone's birthday, so I have a very serious, urgent, and important question for you.....
(we do have treats on birthdays, no it didn't happen on friday, it's not lying it's flirting, and notice I build intrigue/curiosity instead of actually asking a question)
Her: Good morning! Is it your birthday today??? What is your very serious, urgent, and important question?
Me: No mines in March. Well....do you go for the lemon bars, Diablo cookie, or classic oatmeal raisin?
(This is also fun, because it flips the serious question around into something fun, and get's her thinking about delicious food, which girls love. Girls love food.)
Her: What is a diablo cookie it sounds amazing
Her: Can you do two options? If so get the lemon bar too. Personally I'm not a fan of raisins so that one is out for me
Me: I tried both, lemon bars are always amazing (lemon anything is the key to winning me over). The Diablo was chocolaty, spicy, and had cracked salt on top. And was incredibly addicting. Solid choices Moldova ("OK" finger emoji) I see you have excellent taste
Her: Why thank you. I'll keep the lemon thing in mind. Also I don't think I ever had a diablo cookie but sounds heavenly
Me: Definitely heavenly, I may even have a few more.... I'm off to a meeting now, have a great rest of your day Moldova
Her: You too enjoy your Friday!
(again, short and sweet, I don't get bogged down in convo)
Saturday 7:23 p.m.
She sends a picture of her in her flapper outfit
Her: As promised (smiley blush emoji) flapper ready
Me (2 hours later as I was on a different date haha): Damn, classy and sexy looks good on you Moldova
Sunday 10:50 (standard stuff from here)
Me: Morning cutie, see you later! If you beat me there grab us a seat at the bar
(This is my go-to anti flake text. They like being called cutie and I also don't want them grabbing a seat anywhere except where I want. I choose side by side for physical escalation, much easier)
Her: Morning and will do (smiley blush emoji)
Me: Running a few minutes late. 5:15 instead
Her: Yeayy me too
Me: Perfect haha
So now on the actual date. I arrive first and grab us two seats at the bar. I always do this if possible for physical escalation, and it's much more comfortable getting to know someone this way. She's slightly late. I see her walk in and look around as I'm coming out of the back where the washrooms are. she's wearing converse, a cute black top with frills on the arms, and a long faded red skirt, with her shirt tucked into it. I slowly walk towards her with a sexy smirk on my face, she sees me and erupts in a big smile. Gorgeous, much hotter than her pictures. We hug and I pull her close and kiss her on the cheek. I can tell it's already on.
I'll only do the important stuff here now.
After we greet I say, "Come, have a seat." This is great because now I'm already leading her. She sits beside me and already turns her body toward me while I sit with legs open wide with my arm across the back of her chair. I start with, " So Moldova, tell me about the party."
We deep dive, I gradually physically escalate, all pretty standard, but it's always flirty. All out conversation is great, I ask her things and we have witty banter. I always maintain good eye contact and do a bit of push pull with my body and physical escalation and proper points. At the beginning we talk about how she drank a bit too much at the party which she wasn't planning on as she's usually good.
Me: Usually good? (said with a sly smile on my face)
Her: well like 50% good (also smiling)
Another point I tell her she's very sweet, and I say it genuinely. She says thanks, but probably only 30% sweet, said with a playful smile. another highlight was this. She asked me what I like to do on the weekend and I said:
Me: You know, usual stuff. See friends, hike, read, go to the gym, meal prep, and usually some other kind of fun adventure.
Her: What do you do at the gym?
Me: Lately it's been a lot of corssfit stuff, which I like because they post the workouts and I don't have to think about it anymore. I can just go and workout.
Her: Oh yeah I know what you mean, I kindof started going to the gym too lately.
Me: Kindof?
Her: Yeah well I'm starting to box haha
Me: Actually?! That's awesome. What do you like about boxing so much?
Her: It's like when I'm doing it I can't think about anything else, and my mind feels so free because I'm not thinking about other things. I just have to focus on the movements and the punches. Plus it's a great stress reliever.
Me: Well you do have some pretty solid pipes Moldova (I say as I wink, smile, and squeeze her biceps) I totally get that, I feel the same way about running. Definitely a great way to clear your mind.
Pause
Me: So, besides boxing, what other activities do you like to do to relieve stress? ( and I say this with with a smug, playful, smirk on my face, and she loves it)
She smiles and shakes her head at me:
Her: You're trouble haha
Me: Oh no Moldova, you're the one who's trouble. 30% sweet and 70% trouble. I say all of this very slyly, and it's great because I also set the frame that she's the troublemaker. Anyway, lots of this for about 1.5 hours, until the pull comes.
The Pull
Somehow we got to talking about the outdoors, and how she loves the mornings with the birds. I call her cinderlla and correct myself to saying snow white. She says haha yes but instead of dwarves who mine gold they make wine.
Me: Haha is that right. Well we'll have to sample some of that wine at some point
Her: True, we should. When are you free next week?
Me: (I ignore this) Well I'm here right now....how about tonight?
Her: uhm....well ok! Let's do it.
We get the bill, she volunteers to pay, I whisper in her ear "that's very sweet of you" and kiss her on the cheek, we leave, kiss outside again, and I meet her at her place as we took separate cars. 10 minute drive, 15 minutes to find parking haha.
I enter, it's a nice place, and very clean and tidy. I comment on it. I sit down at the table and she asks what wine we should have. I say, "what are our options?"
She has them all set in a wine rack, on the floor, so she gets down in a kneeling position and starts rummaging thorough some while handing them to me. And oh my god, her ass was just perfect. It stuck out while she was kneeling down, and holy hell I could not wait to fuck her. Perfectly shaped, with the slight outline of her thong panties. I choose one of the bottles, she get's two glasses, pours some in each. We have a sip and then I go to the washroom. I come back out, grab my wine glass, take another sip as she does the same. Then we look at each other (seductively obviously) and we start kissing. We put the wine glasses down sit on the couch, her on top of me. We make out maybe 5 minutes, tops come off, and I pick her up and take her to the bedroom. Pants and socks also come off at this point before we continue in the bedroom. No LMR.
At this point it's normal stuff where I start to shine. Lots of dirty talk, me commanding her around the room, hair pulling, scratching, biting, sticking my fingers in her mouth, pulling and rubbing her nipples, and hard fucking. And good god her body is amazing. It just screams sex. I went fucking deaf. We go for about 30 minutes with foreplay included. She tells me how amazing my dick feels a number of times. (I love this). We finish, she puts a kimono thing on, I put my shirt and pants on. We drink some more wine and kindof watch Brooklyn 99 while cuddling and talking. She tells me she loves how rough and passionate I am. About 20 minutes later it's on again (I couldn't help myself when she's cuddled up next to me in the sexy kimono thing), same thing but much more intense and animistic. I spank her a lot here, and hard. We're fucking for probably 40 minutes and there is sweat and the smell of sex everywhere. And I am exhausted at the end of it. My hair is soaked and I could feel the sting of sweat in my eyes. She loves everything about it though and runs her hands all over my body and through my hair. We cuddle a bit after but not much as it's getting late and we both have work tomorrow. We put our clothes on, I kiss her up against the wall, some small flirty talk, and then I left (it's 9:30 when I left).
One interesting thing was after each time we had sex she thanked me. I asked her why she was thanking me and she just said, " because it was really good and it felt amazing." I told her she didn't have to thank me for that. But she did it after the second round too. It was still super cute though.
When I get home, it's standard procedure for after sex text:
Me: Hope your sleep is amazing Moldova (and that you're not tooooo sore tomorrow )
Her: Thank you I slept very well. Hopefully you did too
Me: Like a baby
End
Tinder
Friday 3:45 p.m.
Me: I have a sneaking suspicion you're either Russian or German.....are you?
(she really did look like that, and the opener is special and also asks a question. Also, a great cold read if you get this sort of thing right, almost no downside)
Her: I speak Russian but I'm from Moldova. What gave it away?
Me: Well all the most beautiful women are from Europe, Moldova.
Me: Are you visiting, or just trying to escape from a crazy ex?
(I use a variation of this message a lot, and it almost always get's great results)
Her: Oh why thank you (smiley emoji)
Her: I've been here for 18 years now so that would have to be one crazy ex!
Her: What about you are you from around here?
Me: You're welcome.
I'm sure he's just biding his time until yo make a trip back haha. I've lived in [city] for about 2.5 years now, but I'm heading to the Shuswap this weekend.Me: Where are you pictures from? None of them look like Vancouver.
Her: Ohh that sounds awesome. Are you renting one of those houseboats?
Her: My pictures are from Spain. They are the most recent ones so I won't have to worry about scaring someone off with what I look like when they expect me from 5 years ago
Me: I'm actually visiting my mom and grandma! And maybe my dad. I grew up her for a few years when I was younger. (this is a potential bait her for her to ask questions)
Me: Haha, sounds like you've had some experiences already....let me guess - they were a couple pounds heavier, much less hair, and saggy bags under their eyes?
(what this text does is show that you understand catfishing, but also rules yourself out as showing up and looking like someone completely different. And it's fun)
Friday 9:49 p.m.
Saturday 9:20 a.m.
Her: Hahaha never in person but you know all those profiles where in each picture there is a significant difference in weight, age, hair length etc and you just have to assume it the worst pic?
Her: Aww that's so great. So a pretty chill weekend ahead...unless you party it up with grandma (nothing wrong with that btw)
(this is all good, she;s laughing and investing into our convo)
Me: Haha and it's always the worse one, without fail.
Me: You have no idea. She's definitely the party grandma. Sometimes we slip her a bit of melatonin so she goes to sleep haha. (please don't report us)
Me: What about you though? Relaxing, or are you the rambunctious partier?
Her: Hahaha that's amazing about the grandma. I promise I won't say a word (winky tongue out emoji).
Her: I'm in penticton for the weekend wine touring, chanel cruising and chilling on the beach. But you never know how those wine tours might end up.... (wine glass emoji x3)
Me: Thank you, you're too kind (kiss heart blowing emoji)
Me: That sounds fun! Wine tours can definitely be deadly.....guess I'll expect some slightly buzzed flirtacious messages from you later then (shrug emoji)
Me: Let's get together for a drink when we're both back in town
(this is all great, set's a chase frame with her sending flirty texts, and goes for the ask. I also went for the ask here because we're talking about wine and it's a good high note as she's laughing/inveting lots into the convo)
Her: Haha the flirty messages are to me be expected tomorrow (winky tongue out emoji). Today we just froze our butts off on the channel between the two lakes and unfortunately the cold cancelled out any potential buzz.
Her: And yes to the drink when we are both back in town(smiley/blush emoji?)
Me: I dunno....you seem pretty flirtatious so far (innuendo/sly emoji?)
Me: Awesome, shoot me a text and I'll plan something
XXX-XXX-XXXX. Password is "JacobPalmer you're dreamy"(I love using this # transition, because it's super fun and also gets her investing chasing. I call it an amplifier text, something that spikes attraction when used well, but will significantly decrease attraction if she's not into you. Maybe I'll write about that someday (hint hint Chase Amante
)Her: Hi JacobPalmer, as requested the password is: JacobPalmer you are dreamy (winky tongue out emoji)
Me: You're adorable Ms. Movdova
Me: What's your schedule like next weekend?
Me: *Moldova*
(just setting logistics here)
Her: Why thank you I think you are quite adorable as well. I am free either Wednesday or on the weekend
Saturday 10:28
Sunday 9:33 a.m.
Me: Wednesday is tough for me, so how about [place I like] at 5:30 for Saturday?
(couple things here, one I seem like a busy guy because I tell her wednesday doesn't work for me. The other is I set the date early on saturday. Earlier the better, you need enough time to let the seduction happen I also picked a location that was close to her as I love on the outskirts of the city. Obviously better if she comes to me, but I also want her to say yes to the date, so I go the safe route and rely on good game get to her place later, that's the plan anyway)
Her: Ahh less tipsy me remembered I have a charity horse racing thing for my friends softball team Saturday at 7. Would sunday work instead? Otherwise perhaps we can meet earlier on the saturday?
(ok, so here she does cancel, but she also offers alternative days to reschedule. No big deal. earlier Saturday is obviously a terrible choice because then you have a time limit, so I choose sunday. BUT, I make it more on my terms
)Me: Haha no worries, Sunday works, but let's do a bit earlier then - 5?
(I play things off like no big deal with the "haha" and reschedule at a time that works better for me)
Her: Perfect. How is your morning so far?
(I didn't expect her to continue the conversation, but whatever it's good investment)
Me: Great
Me: About to go for a bike ride
Me: What time should I expect your flirtatious wine induced messages today?
Her: Haha the tour starts at 2:30 so probably around 5ish?
Me: Well remember, with the wine, to have the most fun, you gotta swallow, not spit. (angel face emoji) K I'm off, have fun!
(This could be a dangerous text, but it's so subtley sexy I don't think anyone would not love it. It's a great parallel between wine tasting and....well you know.
. again though, this is probably an amplifier text)Her: Hahaha I love that and I always swallow... when it comes to wine of course (angel face emoji).
(bingo, this is what I want to see)
Me: Well it's quite the precious commodity after all, no need to let any go to waste
Her: Exactly also I got tipsy faster than anticipated so extra flirty/drunk massages are to be expected sooner.
Me: Perfect, I love extra flirty drunk massages. Just remember to get my lower back and upper hamstrings ok?
(I'm obviously playing off her type in the prior message, and I like my wording here by saying "massage my ass" without really saying it)
Her: Yeaaa you maybe in for a lot more than you expect (winky tongueout emoji)... wine drunk is like the equivalent of female viagra for me
Me: Sounds like a delightful surprise. Although I still think you're the one who might not be able to keep up....although if it lasts more than 4 hours I'd consult me (or an actual doctor)
(good chase frame here)
Her: Mmm very tempting at the moment... I think I might be up for the challenge
(she's qualifying herself, good)
Me: Well it is my job to tempt you after all....just know that I'm not going to take it easy on you....
Her: Well I do like it hard so i guess that's good....
Me: And deep, with delicious tempo.....makes accomplishing the challenge..... much more satisfying..... I'm also dipping into some wine at the moment
(looking back I absolutely hate this text. It doesn't flow, it's too complex, and way to tryhard. She doesn't respond until the next day, at which point I completely reverse and save things and get the frame back)
Sunday 7:55
Monday 10:31
Her: Hahah oh boy I guess we were both slightly wine drunk last night
(I know I need to save this as this response isn't great)
Me: Haha just a tad. We definitely got a bit cheeky
Me: I'm about to hit the road, hope you have an awesome trip back Moldova
(lots going on here. I agree we both got a bit drunk, but I also frame it so we both got out of hand, not just me, and she really has to agree with this. I also end the conversation asap in a nice way and wish her a good trip back. All I could do here and it was definitely the right play, and I'd plan to text her Thursday with a ping text to maintain rapport/excitement)
Wednesday 8:35, she texts me
Her: Hey, did you manage to recover from the weekend by now?
(this is good chasing on her part, I have something to work with again)
Me: Hmmmm, if I say no will you come nurse me back to full health?
Her: Hahaha that's cute, not sure how effective I'll be... I might wear you out even more
(I know the situation is ok now as she's flirting hard back again)
Me: Well you do seem like quite the handful..... but I'll take my chances
Me: Are you dressing up for this event you have Saturday?
Me: Like, in a costume?
Her: Haha I can play nice too (winky tongue out emoji)
Her: And yes the theme is 1930s so I'll be dressed as a flapped. I have the gloves the pearls and all that.
Me: Who says I want you playing nice?
Me: Oh awesome, I can already see it in my head, it totally suits you. Are the gloves and the pearls from older costumes, or do you usually incorporate them into your daily attire?
Her: Haha be careful what you wish on the nice thing...
Her: No I got it on Amazon for the party. I'll send you picture of my outfit the day of (tongue out emoji)
Me:Well what I wish for is for Sunday to come sooner...
Me: That would be awesome, looking forward to seeing it
Her: (smiley blush emoji)
(good, I wanted this conversation to be short and sweet, as I don't want things to get stale. Just enough to keep momentum. I plan to text her Friday now)
Friday 8:09 a.m.
Morning Moldova.
We always have treats when it's someone's birthday, so I have a very serious, urgent, and important question for you.....(we do have treats on birthdays, no it didn't happen on friday, it's not lying it's flirting
, and notice I build intrigue/curiosity instead of actually asking a question)Her: Good morning! Is it your birthday today??? What is your very serious, urgent, and important question?
Me: No mines in March. Well....do you go for the lemon bars, Diablo cookie, or classic oatmeal raisin?
(This is also fun, because it flips the serious question around into something fun, and get's her thinking about delicious food, which girls love. Girls love food.)
Her: What is a diablo cookie it sounds amazing
Her: Can you do two options? If so get the lemon bar too. Personally I'm not a fan of raisins so that one is out for me
Me: I tried both, lemon bars are always amazing (lemon anything is the key to winning me over). The Diablo was chocolaty, spicy, and had cracked salt on top. And was incredibly addicting. Solid choices Moldova ("OK" finger emoji) I see you have excellent taste
Her: Why thank you. I'll keep the lemon thing in mind. Also I don't think I ever had a diablo cookie but sounds heavenly
Me: Definitely heavenly, I may even have a few more.... I'm off to a meeting now, have a great rest of your day Moldova
Her: You too
enjoy your Friday!(again, short and sweet, I don't get bogged down in convo)
Saturday 7:23 p.m.
She sends a picture of her in her flapper outfit
Her: As promised (smiley blush emoji) flapper ready
Me (2 hours later as I was on a different date haha): Damn, classy and sexy looks good on you Moldova
Sunday 10:50 (standard stuff from here)
Me: Morning cutie, see you later! If you beat me there grab us a seat at the bar
(This is my go-to anti flake text. They like being called cutie and I also don't want them grabbing a seat anywhere except where I want. I choose side by side for physical escalation, much easier)
Her: Morning and will do (smiley blush emoji)
Me: Running a few minutes late. 5:15 instead
Her: Yeayy me too
Me: Perfect haha
So now on the actual date. I arrive first and grab us two seats at the bar. I always do this if possible for physical escalation, and it's much more comfortable getting to know someone this way. She's slightly late. I see her walk in and look around as I'm coming out of the back where the washrooms are. she's wearing converse, a cute black top with frills on the arms, and a long faded red skirt, with her shirt tucked into it. I slowly walk towards her with a sexy smirk on my face, she sees me and erupts in a big smile. Gorgeous, much hotter than her pictures. We hug and I pull her close and kiss her on the cheek. I can tell it's already on.
I'll only do the important stuff here now.
After we greet I say, "Come, have a seat." This is great because now I'm already leading her. She sits beside me and already turns her body toward me while I sit with legs open wide with my arm across the back of her chair. I start with, " So Moldova, tell me about the party."
We deep dive, I gradually physically escalate, all pretty standard, but it's always flirty. All out conversation is great, I ask her things and we have witty banter. I always maintain good eye contact and do a bit of push pull with my body and physical escalation and proper points. At the beginning we talk about how she drank a bit too much at the party which she wasn't planning on as she's usually good.
Me: Usually good? (said with a sly smile on my face)
Her: well like 50% good (also smiling)
Another point I tell her she's very sweet, and I say it genuinely. She says thanks, but probably only 30% sweet, said with a playful smile. another highlight was this. She asked me what I like to do on the weekend and I said:
Me: You know, usual stuff. See friends, hike, read, go to the gym, meal prep, and usually some other kind of fun adventure.
Her: What do you do at the gym?
Me: Lately it's been a lot of corssfit stuff, which I like because they post the workouts and I don't have to think about it anymore. I can just go and workout.
Her: Oh yeah I know what you mean, I kindof started going to the gym too lately.
Me: Kindof?
Her: Yeah well I'm starting to box haha
Me: Actually?! That's awesome. What do you like about boxing so much?
Her: It's like when I'm doing it I can't think about anything else, and my mind feels so free because I'm not thinking about other things. I just have to focus on the movements and the punches. Plus it's a great stress reliever.
Me: Well you do have some pretty solid pipes Moldova (I say as I wink, smile, and squeeze her biceps) I totally get that, I feel the same way about running. Definitely a great way to clear your mind.
Pause
Me: So, besides boxing, what other activities do you like to do to relieve stress? ( and I say this with with a smug, playful, smirk on my face, and she loves it)
She smiles and shakes her head at me:
Her: You're trouble haha
Me: Oh no Moldova, you're the one who's trouble. 30% sweet and 70% trouble. I say all of this very slyly, and it's great because I also set the frame that she's the troublemaker. Anyway, lots of this for about 1.5 hours, until the pull comes.
The Pull
Somehow we got to talking about the outdoors, and how she loves the mornings with the birds. I call her cinderlla and correct myself to saying snow white. She says haha yes but instead of dwarves who mine gold they make wine.
Me: Haha is that right. Well we'll have to sample some of that wine at some point
Her: True, we should. When are you free next week?
Me: (I ignore this) Well I'm here right now....how about tonight?
Her: uhm....well ok! Let's do it.
We get the bill, she volunteers to pay, I whisper in her ear "that's very sweet of you" and kiss her on the cheek, we leave, kiss outside again, and I meet her at her place as we took separate cars. 10 minute drive, 15 minutes to find parking haha.
I enter, it's a nice place, and very clean and tidy. I comment on it. I sit down at the table and she asks what wine we should have. I say, "what are our options?"
She has them all set in a wine rack, on the floor, so she gets down in a kneeling position and starts rummaging thorough some while handing them to me. And oh my god, her ass was just perfect. It stuck out while she was kneeling down, and holy hell I could not wait to fuck her. Perfectly shaped, with the slight outline of her thong panties. I choose one of the bottles, she get's two glasses, pours some in each. We have a sip and then I go to the washroom. I come back out, grab my wine glass, take another sip as she does the same. Then we look at each other (seductively obviously) and we start kissing. We put the wine glasses down sit on the couch, her on top of me. We make out maybe 5 minutes, tops come off, and I pick her up and take her to the bedroom. Pants and socks also come off at this point before we continue in the bedroom. No LMR.
At this point it's normal stuff where I start to shine. Lots of dirty talk, me commanding her around the room, hair pulling, scratching, biting, sticking my fingers in her mouth, pulling and rubbing her nipples, and hard fucking. And good god her body is amazing. It just screams sex. I went fucking deaf. We go for about 30 minutes with foreplay included. She tells me how amazing my dick feels a number of times. (I love this). We finish, she puts a kimono thing on, I put my shirt and pants on. We drink some more wine and kindof watch Brooklyn 99 while cuddling and talking. She tells me she loves how rough and passionate I am. About 20 minutes later it's on again (I couldn't help myself when she's cuddled up next to me in the sexy kimono thing), same thing but much more intense and animistic. I spank her a lot here, and hard. We're fucking for probably 40 minutes and there is sweat and the smell of sex everywhere. And I am exhausted at the end of it. My hair is soaked and I could feel the sting of sweat in my eyes. She loves everything about it though and runs her hands all over my body and through my hair. We cuddle a bit after but not much as it's getting late and we both have work tomorrow. We put our clothes on, I kiss her up against the wall, some small flirty talk, and then I left (it's 9:30 when I left).
One interesting thing was after each time we had sex she thanked me. I asked her why she was thanking me and she just said, " because it was really good and it felt amazing." I told her she didn't have to thank me for that. But she did it after the second round too. It was still super cute though.
When I get home, it's standard procedure for after sex text:
Me: Hope your sleep is amazing Moldova (and that you're not tooooo sore tomorrow
)Her: Thank you I slept very well. Hopefully you did too
Me: Like a baby
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