Thank you for your kind comments, ThePhoenix!
To be honest, I thought of this "field report" (yeah, air quotes) as simply to satisfy your entertainment needs. I though this was a cute short story for this audience. If you truly want to meaningfully engage with me - I appreciate that -, it's over there in the logistics topic I've linked to from my report. Not that you could help me much with logistics;
I've compartmentalized my life. I don't expect this forum to solve all my challenges. This is fine.
One more piece of information, regarding the field report. The girls were tipsy and bi-curious. If you engage enough of them, some of them will eventually like you. Sure, if you engage more of them, your skill and ratios will improve, too. But if all your logistics suck, what else is to see here?