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RDawg

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Hey fellas! Racked up another slay last night and this was some of the most "painful" sex experiences I've ever had. To begin... I decided to re-activate my tinder account Wednesday and get back in the "tinder" world. So... I matched up with this "cute" persian girl and we exchanged some messages and I eventually got a meet set up and a number with her. Below is the Tinder convo:

Me: Looks like we both have great taste ;)
Her: ahahaha! Yeah, i guess you could say that
Me: haha how's it going?
Her: Pretty good, just watching some tv. how about you?
Me: Nice! just finished up a "long" night class lol
Her: Yeah? did you stay right till the end? hahah
Me: unfortunately yes, had to stay for a movie full of sex stereotypes and half nude men and women haha
Her: well, now that's not that bad.. at least it wasn't a boring lecture
Me: haha definitely wasn't boring ;). So i see your at the U?
Her: yep! i am in my second year of social work. what about you?
Me: cool! Im in my 4th year of HK :p
Her: That's so neat! do you know what you wanna specialize in?
Me: Haven't decided yet but i got a few thing sin my mind :p. What about you, anything that you aspire to specialize in?
Her: I wanna specialize in child and youth welfare. I want to work with kids in need
Her: As cheesy s that sounds..
Me: haha that's awesome! is that what you always wanted to do?
Her: Pretty much. Ever since I was younger I always wanted to help other kids in need
Me: That's great! Never really met someone that aspired to help kids in need! :)
Her: ahaha, thanks!
Me: haha ya! Well, we can only do so much talking over text, how about we grab a bite or drink sometime soon? :)
Her: I am game. What are you doing next Thursday? :)
Me: Awesome! just got class in the afternoon but i'm free most of Thursday.
Her: Sweet. I am done class around 4:30, maybe we can grab dinner or something :)
Me: Awesome! Will shoot for Thursday then! You can send me your # or shoot me a text *** *** ****, so we don't have to keep messaging on here. :)
Her: Perfect! I'll tetxt you :)

On to texting now.... Thursday Night

Her: Hey, it's Tinder Vampire :) 5:30PM
Me: Hey Tinder Vampire! What's going on? :) 5:35PM
Her: I just got home. What are you up to? 5:41PM
Me: Cool! Just out for dinner with some friends :p. So do you live on campus or by the U? 6:54PM (figuring out logistics for the date)
Her: Sounds fun! I rent a house with a few friends just outside the campus 7:49PM
Her: What about you? 7:49PM
Me: Oh cool! Well, i'm from XYZ, so i live about 10mins from the U 8:59PM
Her: That's cool! How's dinner? 9:30PM
Me: Good! Just had some pizza haha :p 10:15PM

So, there we go I have a date set-up for next Thursday and I am trying to figure logistics through text of how were going to meet up and where when the time comes. But.... all of the sudden, the next morning I get this rather interesting curve ball from her:

Her: Hey, watcha doing tonight? 11:30AM
Me: Hey, not really sure yet. Why what's up? :)
Her: Let's go to Mardi Gras :)
Me: haha where's that at?
Her: Some frat party on randolph haha
Me: haha is it gonna be good?
Her: well, i'll be there ;)
Me: haha alright im down ;)
Her: It's at *** Randolph i'll message you when we head over
Me: Okay!
Me: Is it a kegger lol?
Her: Yep, there's gonna be like 6 kegs there or something
Me: ohh awesome! sounds liek fun haha 6:08PM
Her: Hey, we're heading head out now 11:08PM
Her: what are you up to? 11:08PM
Me: Yaa were leaving soon.. lemme know when u there!
Her: Hey, we're here, lemme know where you're here 11:19Pm
Me: Yaa just in haha 11:20PM
Her: I am wearing a blue glow in the dark head band 11:21PM
Her: Find me 11:21PM

Badda-Bing Badda Boom! So, as you see things changed rather quickly! I decided to hit up this keg party and meet her there. So me and my buddy show up at this frat party and it's literally packed. There is so many people and so many broads!!!!!!!! There was so much potential to wheel. Most frat partys that I have been to, there is more guys than girls, however this one had way more girls than guys! Anyways, me and my buddy get in and we go to grab some beer. Were waiting in line for beer and there is a girl basically standing next to me and she stares at me (it's tinder vampire).

Me: Hi
Her: Hi, I'm tindervampire!
Me: Heyy! I'm Rdawg! I thought that was you, looked familiar. (laughing)

(So I procceed with some small: how's the night going, when did u get here, who did you come with, I introduce her to my buddy, blah blah)

Anyways we make small talk quickly, fill our beers up and then I grab her hands and say

"come with me, it's to crowded over here"
Her: Okay


There was so many fucking people at this party, ya couldn't move, so I moved with her to a corner outside where there was no one around us. I begin to deep dive her here for prob about 5-10minutes. We talk about school, her major, what kind of beer we like, blah, blah. She was very open and looked like a girl that just wanted to have fun. Anyways, we finish our beers and we proceed to grab another one. Were holding hands.. I tell her to stay close to me. We re-fill our beers from the keg and then head back to our spot where it wasn't crowded.

I begin to deep-diver a little further.. I found her nationality which is Persian. (Note: This is the 2 second Persian girl I fucked in my life time and they are fucking wild animals, they just love sex, omg there fucking insane. I never wrote a report up on the first Persian girl but the sex with her was insane.. anyways).

Then this is where the conversations get a little sexual haha

Me: So did you have school today?
Her: Ya just one class, it wasn't bad.
Me: Oh I hate school on Friday's. I never had a Friday class ever.
Her: haha ya. I didn't mind it, I only got one class and this class is very intersting
Me: What class is it?
Her: Sociology of human sexuality
Me: Oh wow, that does sound pretty interesting haha
Her: Ya, we talk about orgasms, sex and we actually watched a movie today on dildos.
Me: what do you mean you watched a movie on dildos haha?
Her: Ya, there was a dildo with a camera on it and it was going inside of a vagina
Me: Wow, that's a pretty interesting class haha. I'm taking Psychology of sex and gender, but things never get that graphic in our class. I bet you loved watching that dildo scene haha?
Her: Yaaa haha, it was pretty interesting.

So, things just got pretty sexual pretty quickly. Also, during that time, she was basically leaning on me and holding my hand, like ready to makeout. But I held back and I decided i'll go for the kiss at my place or her place, once i figure out logistics. So after the sexual talk, I go back to deep diving a bit about where she wants to travel and if she has ever traveled. She told me she's been to Cuba, blah, blah.

The Pull

The pull happened rather unusually but here's how it happened.

Her: I have to pee.
Me: So do I haha. Let's go find a washroom.
Her: Okay.
Me: let's go inside the house and explore and see what we can find.
Her: Sounds good haha

(Well, there was like 100 people in the house and there was no way were getting in. The house was full, people were climbing out windows and shit. So i Say..

Me: let's get out of here and find a washroom.
Her: Okay. Let's finish our beer first.

(Quickly finish our beers, and we we walk out while im holding her hand)

Her: Where we going to find a washroom? Pizza pizza or a restuarant?
Me: It doesn't matter, whatever we can find.
Her: Actually, if you don't mind. I'll go in this bush right here.
Me: haha I don't care go ahead.
( So she goes and pisses in this bunch, ass out and everything and then comes back)

Her: So where do you want go now?
Me: We can go back to my place
Her: How far is your place?
Me: 5 minutes
Her: drive or walk?
Me: Drive
Her: How about we go back to my place? it's closer
Me: Okay, i'm down.
Her: Ya, i just don't want to pay money for a cab.
Me: Ya that's understandable

(So we walk about 10minutes back to her place holding hands and shit)

We get in her house, go to her room and chat for a minutes. I use the washroom and then come back and just do a "manhandle" kiss on her. So.... here we FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S ON BITCH! but...things get WEIRD NOW..

Were making out and aggressively ripping our clothes. All of the sudden she like "BITE ME" BITE ME! So i thought she was saying FUCK ME at first but it was BITE ME haha! SHES LIKE BITE MY NECK. So i bite her neck. SHE GOES HARDER, HARDER, BITE HARDER, BITE HARDER! So I proceed to bite her as if i'm biting into the rawest piece of meet ever! SHE IS NOW SCREAMING, SLAMMING THE WALL AND SHIT! im like WTF is going? AND THEN SHE STARTS BITING ME BACK! AND FUCK DID IT HURTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! SHE WAS LIKE A VAMPIRE TRYING TO SUCK BLOOD OUT OF ME. GOD. THEN SHE GOES PULL MY HAIR, PULL IT HARDER.

So, I'm like pulling her hair, and she's like harder harder harder. SO I FUCKING PULL HER HAIR, TILL STRAND SO HER COME OUT. SHE THEN STARTS PULLING MINE AN IT HURTS LIKE A FUCKING BITCH. I HAVE LONG HAIR, AND IT FUCKING HURTS WHEN YOU PULL ON IT, ESPECIALLY THE WAY SHE WAS.

Anyways, I have a condom on and I'm kinda fucking her, but I can't stay hard, all this pulling and biting, is hurting me, it's so fucking painful but she just loves it.... I keep going soft, and then I just like finger for the LONGEST TIME, WHILE PULLING HER HAIIR AND BITING HER. SHE IS JUST SCREAMING AND LOVING IT.

I tell her to suck my dick and she does. and then i go back to fingering her and pulling her and then we take a nice long cuddle break. FUCK THOSE DAME CUDDLES WERE NEEDED. I WAS IN SO MUCH FUCKING PAIN. THIS DAM GIRL REMINDED OF THAT GIRL FROM JAMES BOND GOLDENEYE, THE CRAZY RUSSIAN BITCH. Anyways, we ly there and cuddle for a bit and then I get super hard. I toss a condom up and start taking her town. I got her in some weird missionary position and I AM FUCKING CHOKING THIS BITCH, AND SHE'S "YEAH CHOKE ME, HARDER",. SO IM FUCKING JUST GIVENNN HER.

Then she starts scratching me and shit, and I'm starting to go soft.. AND THEN SHE'S LIKE PULL MY HAIR, BITE ME AND SHIT AGAIN. SO I do it and she starts doing it back.. fuck THIS SHIT WAS WEIRD AND PAINFUL. So then she just jumps on top and rides me a bit and then she asks? Do you want me to get you off with a blow job? I go hell ya haha!

So she sucks me off and I cum and she swallows. NICE! the BJ was decent! Then we just lay and cuddle for a while. She gets up and goes to the washroom and then comes back and says...

Okay are you ready for round 2?

IN my head, i'm like fuck! I just came, so I say "almost". 20 minutes go by, I get hard again, fuck her a bit but couldn't stay hard do to all the scratching and biting and shit. She then sucks me off a second time and she swallows once again.

So then we just lay there for a bit, I call my buddy to come get me around 3:30PM and then I say bye and dip!

I text her the next morning

Me: I had fun last night ;)
Her: Ya i did too :)

MY GOD! THIS WAS THE ROUGHEST FUCKING SEX I'VE EVER HAD. It was so painful.................I woke up the next morning and my neck was purple and red. I had cut marks on my arms and neck. There was blood and shit. FUCK MAN.. THIS WAS WAY TO AGGRESSIVE FOR MY LIKE. I DON'T GET HOW U CAN LIKE ALL THAT SHIT. THAT WAS LIKE TORTURE SEX. FUCKING INSANE.

Anyways, this was youngest slay to date, she was 18 so barely legal haha. But overall another good experience of seduction, up until the part of sex.

Ciao

- Rdawg
 
a good date brings a smile to your lips... and hers

PrettyDecent

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Yeah, sounds pretty rough, man..! Haha.

Nice job on another lay :) you're killing it man.

~Nick
 

Atlas

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Hey RDawg I don't have any constructive criticism or advice or anything like that, but awesome job man!

Just a side note, I fucking HATE it when girls bite. I was with a girl recently and we we're play wrestling and I was trying to escalate to sex and she kept biting the shit out of me, and it wasn't a fun time haha. Anyways great job man, keep it up!
-Atlas
 

Mr.Rob

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Lol dude I swear you get the easiest non-bullshit filled lays ever. Like every time I read your LR it's like
I said hi.
We talked about some BS and half of it was impersonal to each other.
I could tell she liked me.
She helped me pull her and we go fuck...

Haha not hating at all RDawg I just find it funny that they're all such pieces of cake for you. Probably says something about your fundamentals.

So not really much to criticize here except perhaps you probably could've led a bit more decisively but it didn't matter so who cares?

As far as the rough sex goes if you don't like that shit tell the ho to quit fucking with your shit... you couldn't even stay hard because of it lol.

Sounds like a wild chick (pass her down to Florida if you want ;) . I for some reason always attract girls that like to dig their nails deep into my back during sex and I absolutely hate that shit. When girls do that to me I pull out grab their hands so they can't move and tell them they won't get any more dick if they keep it up (Ill just masturbate on them or something lol).
Perhaps try that out or your own version of it but if the rough sex is taking away from your experience then tell her you'll take away from hers if she doesn't stop. If you do it in an authoritative sexy manner (like the dude from 50 shades if you read it) you can turn her on more (along with stay hard and fuck her harder)

Haha like you should grab her by the neck and yank her ear to her mouth and in a deep sexy semi-threatening voice say "look you little whore quit biting/pulling my hair or I'll masturbate on your face and kick your ass out". Haha

Anyway another smooth LR dude keep it pimpin RDawg!

-Rob
 

RDawg

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- Nick

Thanks buddy, I appreciate it!

- Atlas

haha i hear ya buddy, biting is just not fun lol. Thanks for the encouragement buddy!

- Mr. Rob

hahahaha I do my best and at the of the day I just try to keep things simple ;)

Ya man, I didn't enjoy the sex that much...it was just to fucking painful. The only reason why I continued doing what I did was because she "loved" it, it was kind of weird. I was biting her neck and she would go harder and harder... and then she would start slamming the wall and shit, and say "oh I love that so much". (Fuck I don't know anyone who likes pain so much). hahaha I'd be more than happy to send her down south ;).

Lastly maybe I should of been more authoritative with her... Probably would made of made for more fun ;).. Something to keep in mind for next time, if a girl ever does that to me again.

Anyways, thanks for the encouragement buddy! Keep it pimpin as well ;)
 

PinotNoir

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Haha WTF? That was crazy, but also sounds good.

I think when you 2 started talking about her sex class you could have pulled her then (I think you could have talked about this subject some more, since she seemed open to it, and then just closed the deal), but it doesn't really matter since pulled her in the end.

Great job, man.
 

RDawg

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- PinotNoir

Indeed, it was crazy lol. Thanks for the motivation ;)

- Rdawg
 
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