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So this is NLP based story telling. it was written by swinggcat a really long time ago. i really don't care much for nlp patterns. but this one is just hilarious and women love it.
You start by telling her she reminds you of bugsy. This is an open loop. When she asks who is bugsy...
"When l was a kid l had bunny rabbit named Bugsy. I Ioved him very much
and then one day my sister murdered him by snapping his neck. My mom
decided to go to an animal shelter to replace the dead bunny in hopes that l
would not notice a difference. However, the new bunny looked nothing like
Bugsy: it was an ugly wild bunny that was irritable around humans, and would
try and bite you if you tried to pet it. So, when l came home from school to
play with Bugsy, I noticed that he looked and acted different: instead of being
a sweet cuddly rabbit, he was mangy and tried to bite me. As my eyes swelled
up with tears l said to my mom: What happened to Bugsy? My mom
responded with, 'Iife's a bitch honey' and 'that's what happens when you get
older'."
this can also be used over text. it's the only pattern i've ever really used repeatedly and successfully. I'd say 75% of the women i've slept with more than once have heard about bugsy.
You start by telling her she reminds you of bugsy. This is an open loop. When she asks who is bugsy...
"When l was a kid l had bunny rabbit named Bugsy. I Ioved him very much
and then one day my sister murdered him by snapping his neck. My mom
decided to go to an animal shelter to replace the dead bunny in hopes that l
would not notice a difference. However, the new bunny looked nothing like
Bugsy: it was an ugly wild bunny that was irritable around humans, and would
try and bite you if you tried to pet it. So, when l came home from school to
play with Bugsy, I noticed that he looked and acted different: instead of being
a sweet cuddly rabbit, he was mangy and tried to bite me. As my eyes swelled
up with tears l said to my mom: What happened to Bugsy? My mom
responded with, 'Iife's a bitch honey' and 'that's what happens when you get
older'."
this can also be used over text. it's the only pattern i've ever really used repeatedly and successfully. I'd say 75% of the women i've slept with more than once have heard about bugsy.