backstory-Style Banter: Part 1

[fog]

The Other Kind of Drinking

girl: i only drink on the weekends
backstory: i can only imagine how dehydrated you are

Unusual Measurements

girl: how tall are you?
backstory: i'm the length of 7.5 hot dogs

Old as a Dog

girl: how old are you?
backstory: about 71 years old
girl: no you're not!
backstory: in dog years i am

African Animals

*girl is wearing a striped shirt*

backstory: you're dressed like a zebra today

 

[lostnumber]

Good stuff! I like

I'm very tall 6'4, so I frequently get girls asking how tall I am. I usually say 11 feet or something equally ridiculous

 

[readjusting]

“meeting beautiful people like me for example”
Make girl laugh every time, in almost all situation.

Trouble is that I only know that line.
Can you share good lines to make girl laugh? Preferably lines that you can use in many situations.